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This entire post is golden
it has returned.
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
Can you imagine like, students at Hogwarts who want to get frisky with each other
but there’s nowhere private for them to go
and they look everywhere and finally find a bathroom with an out-of-order sign
and they think that no one goes in there cuz it’s out of order so they won’t be caught
but they don’t realize that it’s Moaning Myrtle’s bathroom
and and and
oh my gosh I can’t stop laughing.
sweet i’m a fucking glass of water
Whenever you’re going through a bad day just remember, your track record for getting through bad days, so far, is 100%; and that’s pretty damn good.
if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic
"Who’s flat now?"
whos flat now
Eating cheese, drinking wine, and watching #Lost with my dog, my dad, and my new stepmother. #homelife
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